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It's Me, God
Mar. 18, 2022
Thomas Schemkes
Fiction: Debut
It's Me, God (75K word SATIRE comedy/historical fiction originally inspired by a scholarly 1960 article describing Jesus being chased around and out of the kingdom of Galilee as a rabble-rouser.) For fans of Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff by Christopher Moore and Tom Robbins’ Another Roadside Attraction.

It's Good Omens meets Passion of the Christ (and its coming sequel!)

Hey, it’s Me, God. I’ve written to set the record straight on Jesus. He wasn’t My son, but with the urging of my ex-wife, the Holy Spirit, I came down disguised and spied on him with her, Asherah. This is your chance to follow along and we’ll make sense of the real story as Jesus and Asherah spread the message and Mary, his wife, runs with him to escape bad king Herod and his witchy queen. I’ll also fill you in on the backstory about the prophets mentioned like the very frustrated Moses. It’s all set against a warning about your coming apocalypse, so I hope you’ll read it.
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Thomas Schemkes
phone: (669) 203-7264
Los Gatos, CA 95032
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