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Crud: Dicks Don’t Come Any Dirtier  
Aug. 2, 2014
Author:  Robert MacLean
Category:  Fiction: Mystery/Crime
Description:  A detective in love with his client tracks her psychotic brother but can't protect her from him.

Jerome is a rat-faced little guy with greasy hair combed over his baldness—crude, crass and crooked. On a divorce case he gets so involved in spying on a couple in bed he comes in his pants before he realizes she's being strangled. Life sucks, what can you do? But he knows his way around in the pipes and you don't want to let him get behind you.

Into his cat-piss office walks Elaine—class stuff, scared but braving it out. Her schizophrenic brother (no self, no body, all mind—his every move a pattern he's memorized) is missing and she doesn't want the police to put him away where they shuffle down halls with their mouths hanging open and condoms tied to their ankles so they don't piss their pee-jays...

Rights available:  All
Other information:  A noir experience
Contact:  Robert MacLean
Pretentious Pictures
bomac007@gmail.com
phone: +30 6949 786 443
Item number:  9564
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