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ghostwriter/editor/novelist, writer : AlanGoldsher@gmail.com
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Alan Goldsher
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Author of MY FAVORITE FANGS (pub. 8/7/2012) & PAUL IS UNDEAD
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MY FAVORITE FANGS, coming August 7, 2012 (St. Martin's/Thomas Dunne)
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One of the most flexible, diverse writers on the publishing landscape, Alan Goldsher is at home in any genre, in any style. Be it a horror novel, a romantic comedy, a comedic memoir, or a poignant autobiography, Alan can bring any book project to life.
Alan is the author of nine books, including the acclaimed Beatles/horror/humor remix novel Paul is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion (Gallery Books, 2010); Midnight Movie, his gory collaboration with director Tobe Hooper (Crown Books, 2011); the beloved jazz guide Hard Bop Academy: The Sidemen of Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers (Hal Leonard, 2002); and Modest Mouse: A Pretty Good Read (Thomas Dunne Books, 2006), a book so controversial that it garnered him a death threat from the band’s frontman.
Give Death a Chance sequel to Paul is Undead, will be available on March 27, 2012. Alan's Sound of Music/vampire remix My Favorite Fangs will be published by Thomas Dunne Books on August 7, 2012, and his jazz guide Miles Davis FAQ will be published by Hal Leonard in 2013. Written as A.M. Goldsher, his chicklit novels The True Naomi Story, Reality Check, Today's Special, and No Ordinary Girl were released between 2008 - 2010.
As a ghostwriter, Alan has collaborated on projects with dozens of celebrities and public figures, including comedians Bernie Mac, Kevin Pollak, and Fred Willard; actors Michael Madsen and Robert Englund; Ironman triathlete Sarah Reinertsen; and 2008 Top Chef winner Stephanie Izard.
His music journalism has appeared in Bass Player and Guitar Player, and his sportswriting has been seen in ESPN The Magazine, ESPN.com, NBA.com, and ChicagoBulls.com. Also reviews books for Kirkus.
During his 10-plus years as a professional bassist, Goldsher recorded with Janet Jackson, Cypress Hill, and Naughty by Nature; toured the world with Digable Planets; and performed at the 1994 Grammy Awards.
Alan lives and writes in Chicago.
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WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE
• EXPERIENCE. I’ve been writing professionally since 1995. I’ve published nine books of my own, written dozens of magazine articles, and have collaborated on book projects with actors, comedians, athletes, musicians, and businesspeople.
• FLEXIBILITY. Whereas most ghostwriter have a single specialty, I can handle fiction and non-fiction with equal aplomb. I can write a novel based on a single idea, or tell your life story with equal expertise.
• EMPATHY. Ideally your relationship with your ghostwriter is warm and comfortable, because for your book to be the best it can be, it has to be honest, and I pride myself on being a good listener.
• SPEED AND ACCURACY. If you have a deadline, I’ll hit it. If you think something is messy, I’ll clean it up.
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WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU
• BRING YOUR NOVEL TO LIFE. Whether you have a detailed outline or a tiny kernel of an idea, I can expand it into a full-blown novel, regardless of the genre: Mystery, horror, romantic comedy, you name it, I’ll write it.
• NOVELIZE YOUR SCREENPLAY. Want to flesh your script out? I can turn a 120-page screenplay into a 300-page tome.
• EDIT YOUR COMPLETED NOVEL FROM TOP TO BOTTOM. If you’re not happy with your finished product, or simple need a pair of experienced eyes to take your book to the next level, I’m here.
• CLEAN UP YOUR NOVEL. To end up with the best book, you’re best off going beyond spell check. I can not only proofread, but offer suggestions on plotting, characterization, and dialog.
• CO-WRITE YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY. Maybe you’re an experienced writer who doesn’t have the time to sit down and write a long book. Maybe you’re somebody who hates the act of writing, but still wants to get their story on a page. No matter what, I’ll bring your book to fruition.
• RESEARCH YOUR BOOK. Say you have a concept, but you don’t know how to find the information you need to tell your story. I can track down everything that needs to be tracked down, then turn it into a cohesive whole.
• WRITE A BOOK PROPOSAL. If you have an idea for a brilliant book, but you don’t want to take the plunge until you have a publisher lined up, I can write you a solid proposal in the style and format most common to the publishing industry.
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years experience: 15
rates: For ghostwriting rates, please email AlanTheFriendlyGhost@gmail.com.
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SKILLS
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Proofreading, Copy editing, Book Doctor, Line-editing, Developmental editing, Proposal writing/editing, Book packaging, Research, Writing, Ghost-writing, Copywriting, Fiction writing
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GENRES & SPECIALTIES
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General fiction, Mystery, Romance, Fantasy/science fiction, Juvenile fiction, Reference, Biography, History, Mind/body/spirit, Health, Travel, Lifestyle, Cookbooks, Children's books, Sports, African-American, Music, Film, Memoirs, Law, Roman a clef
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TRADE REFERENCES
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PRAISE FOR "PAUL IS UNDEAD: THE BRITISH ZOMBIE INVASION"
"'Paul is Undead' is quirky, gory, bizarre, funny as hell and packs in tons of music history, often brilliantly, reading like a beautifully written Rolling Stone article told as an oral history with interviews with everyone from Stu Sutcliffe to Jesus himself. The allegorical moves are impeccable—Yoko Ono is a high-level ninja lord, which seems fairly realistic actually, and Mick Jagger is a zombie hunter who seeks to take down the zombie Fab Four. To avoid copyright issues, Goldsher works song titles and lyrics into conversation. That the book isn’t much more than that—with lots of music trivia and Beatles history thrown in—easily does enough to justify Goldsher’s appropriation in his creation of gratifying, smart candy for music geeks. In short, the book makes good on the Beatles and on zombies."
-New City
“Bloody brilliant.”
-Parade
“Are readers ready for a world in which the Beatles just wanna eat your brains? Goldsher thinks so, and he may be right. This alternate history reimagines successes, failures, and rivalries with over-the-top bizarro charm.”
-Publishers Weekly (starred review)
“Goldsher turns in a classic rags-to-riches tale of aspiration and success that would do Horatio Alger proud, punctuated by no end of gore.”
-Kirkus Reviews
“A post-modern gothic classic.”
-Mick Wall, author of When Giants Walked the Earth: A Biography of Led Zeppelin
“If you’ve ever wondered (as I have) how the story of the Beatles would have turned out if, instead of a quartet of working-class Liverpool lads, they had been a bunch of zombies, this hilarious book finally answers the question.”
-Michael Ian Black, comedian and author of Clappy as a Ham
“Goldsher imbues his broad, over-the-top, gleefully gore-flecked horror with nuance. A gag-per-minute pace.”
-NPR.org
“Paul Is Undead portrays the Beatles as larger than life—and larger than death, but Goldsher manages to make both Lennon and McCartney sound like something they haven't been in decades: human.”
-Washington Post
“An absolute delight. 308 pages of satirical hilarity dressed up like the best Rolling Stone article ever.”
-Chicago Examiner
“Investigative music journalist Alan Goldsher has ripped the moptops off the Fab Four, revealing the wormy undead belly of godless, noggin-gobbling Rock and Roll. Read it, or die.”
-Larry Doyle, author of I Love You, Beth Cooper and Go, Mutants!
“Brilliant and hilarious. Two decaying thumbs up.”
-Jonathan Maberry, author of Patient Zero
“Paul Is Undead is the Abbey Road of Beatles zombie mashup novels.”
-A. J. Jacobs, author of The Guinea Pig Diaries and The Year of Living Biblically
“Paul is Undead caused this reviewer to laugh hard enough to pull a muscle. To pass by this literary cinematography would be a mistake.”
-New York Journal of Books
“The horror mash-up publishing craze is still spreading like a plague, and while some of the most popular products seem like easy ways to digest the classics, this clever take on the subgenre will bring music nerds into its fandom.”
-Booklist
“I didn’t think it was possible to breathe this much fresh life into the zombie mash-up sub-genre.”
-G.O.R.E. Score
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LEADING CLIENTS
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-Kevin Pollak (Comedian/actor, "A Few Good Men," "The Usual Suspects")
-Tobe Hooper (Director, "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre")
-Robert Englund (Actor, "Nightmare On Elm Street")
-Sarah Reinertsen (First female above-the-knee amputee to complete the Ironman Triathlon)
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MOST RECENT PROJECTS
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MIDNIGHT MOVIE: A Novel - Horror novel co-written with Tobe Hooper. Three Rivers Press, July 2011.
GIVE DEATH A CHANCE: The British Zombie Invasion 2 - The sequel to PAUL IS UNDEAD: The British Zombie Invasion will be available as an ebook in fall, 2011. For traditional publishing rights information, contact Jason Ashlock at Movable Type Literary Group: jason.ashlock@movabletypenyc.com.
WANK: A Novel - Comedic buddy novel set in the music world. Contact AlanGoldsher@gmail.com for the proposal.
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BEST-KNOWN PROJECTS
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See biography.
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AGENT
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Jason Ashlock
Movable Type Literary Group
(646) 448-4655
jason.ashlock@movabletypenyc.com
www.MovableTypeNYC.com
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SUB-AGENTS/ RIGHTS CONTACTS
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Available for freelance ghostwriting projects.
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